One of the things that annoys me the most is when I have to pick up a couple, who although married, but acting like they wanna kill one another. Usually if a couple fights, it's really exciting to peek at. Remind me of a pair of fighting roosters..
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Salah satu kejadian yang paling nyebelin adalah kejadian kala dimana gue harus ngejemput sepasang customer gue yang bertingkah seakan musuh bebuyutan padahal sebenernya suami istri. Biasanyaa tuh yahhh.. kalo sepasang suami istri lagi berantem..... WADDDOOOWW... SERU BENERR... HAMPIR SAMA SERU KAYA KALO NGELIAT AYAM LAGI BERANTEM.. hahaha...
The incident that happened last night made me decide to write at least one more short story in my blog. So what happened was, I received a job to pickup a customer and once I got there, I beeped my horn from outside.. Beep Beep.. To notify them I have arrived. And they seemed to notice I was there and responded by turning on the porch light just after the beep, so straight away I thought they must have known I have arrived. So I waited outside, hoping they come out quickly.
Kejadian yang semalem menimpa gue inilah yang memutuskan gue untuk nulis at least satu cerita pendek lagi di blog gue ini. Kejadiannya jadi gini, gue dapet job untuk menjemput seorang customer, dan setelah gue sampai di tempatnya, gue klakson kan dari depan rumah.. TET TET.. biar mereka tau kalo gue udah nyampe. Dan mereka pun kayaknya sadar kalo gue udah nyampe dan merespon dengan menyalakan lampu teras depan rumahnya abis gue klakson dan otomatis gue langsung mikir kalo mereka udah sadar kalo gue udah nyampe. Jadinya gue nunggu didepan, berharap kalo mereka akan keluar secepatnya.
After waiting for about 5 minutes, I started wondering why these guys still haven't come out. So I assumed straight away that the light might have turned on by sensor. But because it was already late, I decided to just knock the front door, allowing myself to stretch a bit from sitting.
Just as I was about to knock, I could hear people screaming from the other side of the door. So I jogged back to my taxi and beeped the horn again pretending I know nothang.. I beeped long this time. And they came out..
"Evening guys" I said. "How's the night been" I asked cheekily.. "Not bad. Could you drop us at Crown Casino Please" said the wife with a grumpy voice.
"No worries mate" I said and quickly hit my gas pedal so they can get there quickly.
Kejadian yang semalem menimpa gue inilah yang memutuskan gue untuk nulis at least satu cerita pendek lagi di blog gue ini. Kejadiannya jadi gini, gue dapet job untuk menjemput seorang customer, dan setelah gue sampai di tempatnya, gue klakson kan dari depan rumah.. TET TET.. biar mereka tau kalo gue udah nyampe. Dan mereka pun kayaknya sadar kalo gue udah nyampe dan merespon dengan menyalakan lampu teras depan rumahnya abis gue klakson dan otomatis gue langsung mikir kalo mereka udah sadar kalo gue udah nyampe. Jadinya gue nunggu didepan, berharap kalo mereka akan keluar secepatnya.
After waiting for about 5 minutes, I started wondering why these guys still haven't come out. So I assumed straight away that the light might have turned on by sensor. But because it was already late, I decided to just knock the front door, allowing myself to stretch a bit from sitting.
Just as I was about to knock, I could hear people screaming from the other side of the door. So I jogged back to my taxi and beeped the horn again pretending I know nothang.. I beeped long this time. And they came out..
"Evening guys" I said. "How's the night been" I asked cheekily.. "Not bad. Could you drop us at Crown Casino Please" said the wife with a grumpy voice.
"No worries mate" I said and quickly hit my gas pedal so they can get there quickly.
Gue ngedenger dua suara orang lagi teriak2an dari luar pintu.. WADUH.. LAGI BERANTEM TOH.. gue nggak jadi ngetok deh.. terus gue buru2 jalan balik lagi deh ke taksi gue.. hehehe.. SEREM BO...
TEETT TEEEEETTTT.. gue klakson aja dehh gue pikir.. panjangan dikit.. hehehe... terus gak berapa lama nih dua orang keluar juga.. tanpa tau kalo gue abis kaga sengaja ngupingin dia lagi pada berantem.. hehe..
'EVENING GUYS, how has the night been?' kata gue pura2 polos.. muahaha..
'Yah biasa aja.... bisa tolong drop di Crown Casino?' kata si istrinya.. dengan nada yang masih rada bete..
'OK.. NO PROBLEM..' Gue jawab.. terus gue tancep gas deh.. ngengggg.. buru2.. biar mereka cepet sampai tujuan..
On the way there, the least thing I wanted to happen, HAPPENED! So the husband was whispering something to the wife and boom.. SHE EXPLODED..
SHE SCREAM "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DISAPPOINTED AT MY DECISION YOU F*KING JERK"
THEN THE GUY REPLIED "AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE DISAPPOINTED AT YOUR STUPID DECISION.. YADA YADA YADA.. " SO I TRIED TO IGNORE THEM BY TURNING UP MY RADIO..
Lagi di tengah jalan, tiba2.. kejadian yang gue paling gak mau terjadi.. ehhh.. terjadi jugaa... si suami kaya ngebisikin sesuatu kata2 yang bikin emosi si istri MELEDAK... DUAAARRR....
SI ISTRI TERIAK SEKENCENG2NYA SEAKAN2 DUNIA SERASA MILIK BERDUA DUAARR...
'JADI MAKSUD LO APA SIH KALO ELO TUH KECEWA SAMA KEPUTUSAN GUE YOU FOR8KIN JERKK??!!
"LOH EMANG GUE GAK BOLEH KECEWA? GUE BERHAK KALIII KECEWA SAMA KEPUTUSAN ELO YANG GOBL*KK ABISS.... BLA BLA BLA.... BLA BLA BLA " gue gak tau dah mereka ngomong apaan lagi abis ituh.. pokoknya gue kencengin aja noh radio gue..
biar kaga berisik...
AND PUT ON MY DON'T GIVE A DAMN FACE
sambil masang muka gak peduli.. hiyaaahh..
I THOUGHT "OMG" "THEY SCREAMING!!" "I DON"T EXIST DON'T I?" "SHAMELESS "
These guys really don't give any single damn abt me. So I thought why not record them? But I chickened out as I loved my Iphone and not ready to see it broken yet. maybe next time..
Waduh.. beneran berantemnya teriak2an.. kayak gue lagi gak ada disana.. males abis ni dua orang ga punya malu. Gue pikir ini kalo berantem terus gue rekam videonya terus gue post di blog lucu juga nih.. haha.. tapi gue gak berani deh karena takut ketauan.. mungkin lain kali... karena gue udah hampirr.. tapi masih kurang sedikit berani... muahahaha...
So we finally arrived and they finally stopped fighting. Yeah maybe as couples fighting make relationship grow stronger. Especially after the make up sex.. LOL.. So they went out, and as I was about to drive off. The guy ran back and screamed "Hey you haven't given my credit card back." And I said."I so did.. you wanna check again?" and he checked and I was right. He forgot. That's why never fight in a taxi or you might lose your credit card.. '
Akhirnya sampai di tempat tujuan, mereka pun udah gak berantem lagi.. biasa suami istri.. semakin berantem mungkin semakin mesra rasanya.. atau buat make up s*x.. hehehe.. Terus si suami abis bayar dan keluar mobil.. tiba2 ngetok2 mobil gue yang uda jalan sedikit.. Terus dia bilang.. "eh elo belum balikin kartu kredit gue.. " katanya..
"Udah kok.. " gue bilang.. "Cek aja lagi".. Terus dia ngecek dan ternyata bener.. die lupa.. dasar tu orang.. berantem sih.. jadi kaga konsen deh.. haha.. makanya jangan berantem dalem taksi.. tar gw maling beneran lo kartu kredit lo.. hahaha..
